AidMaid for all emergencies app for iPhone and iPad

Got no idea what to wear? Afraid of being assaulted? Isn’t Trump such a huge, annoying problem? Don’t you wish your friends and family could be by your side and know when you’re in trouble? Well, you’ve come to the right place (more like: landed on the right page of the App Store).
Our friend gets a heart attack every week and was supposed to die a thousand years ago, but she didn’t- do you know why? The secret to an easy, pleasant life is: AidMaid.
AidMaid is your personal assistant app that aims to solve all your problems by informing friends, family and members of the community whenever you have a problem! Whatever your problem is simply push the “PANIC” button to send a message to all your friends and people nearby, therefore, someone will help you immediately. Isn’t this way better than 911, Google and Facebook? Obviously. In addition, do you know who AidMaid is greater than? Superman. He called us last week and was begging that we “remove the app from the store”; because AidMaid makes everyone a superhero who saves others lives. As a result, there’s no longer a need for Superman, because you can get help during an emergency, and can also rescue loved ones when they need help.
Oh I forgot to ask you: did you hear about AidMaid through Trump? Recently, he’s been throwing tantrums, tweeting and screaming on TV about how much he hates us as he knows we’re the only thing greater than him. A CNN poll showed that in an election for presidency, AidMaid would win by 8000 points (is that even possible?).
So, what makes this app so amazing? Why do all the superheroes hate us?
Problem? Solved in seconds:
in trouble, simply shake your phone or push the “PANIC” button and a message is sent to your contacts. Friends and family will immediately know that you need help. You have nothing to worry about, because we’ve got your back!

Save People and Be a Hero:
Stay alert and know when someone nearby has no idea what to wear or is panicking because of hard homework. So let’s stay your ex or arch nemesis is getting assaulted by a gang of 8 year olds, you’ll be informed immediately that they need your help. Using the map or “Discover” page you will know if there is anyone within your neighborhood that is in need of help. Simply, press on “Track” and help that person. See, we don’t lie. You are now a hero.
Finally, our grandma would be overwhelmed if you downloaded AidMaid. Tonight, she possibly won’t get a heart attack or stroke, thanks to you downloading the app.
PS: No Grandmas, superheroes or employees were hurt in the making of this app!
Another PS: My grandma’s not alive. She died a couple of years ago because when she got a heart attack, it took 911 approximately 52 minutes to reach the house. And that’s why we created AidMaid.

Disclaimer: Continued use of GPS running in the background can dramatically decrease battery life.